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You Can’t Beat The House

You Can’t Beat The House by Pat Cook

Show Dates: Sept 6-8; 12-18, 2024

Auditions: July 1 & 2 6:30pm (Cast size: 4m, 6w. Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script)

“I’ve had trouble breaking into a house before but this is the first time I’ve had problems breaking OUT again!” So moans Merle to his partner, Howie. These two minor-league burglars have really met their match this time, it seems. They get caught in a house that is up for sale and are mistaken as the realtors.  Plus the place, it turns out, is haunted! Full of delightful, sometimes eccentric characters, this screwball comedy is one wisecrack after another and proves “You Can’t Beat the House.”