September 6-8, 12-15

Written by Pat Cook

“I’ve had trouble breaking into a house before but this is the first time I’ve had problems breaking OUT again!” So moans Merle to his partner, Howie. These two minor-league burglars have really met their match this time, it seems. They get caught in a house that is up for sale and are mistaken as the realtors.  Plus the place, it turns out, is haunted! Full of delightful, sometimes eccentric characters, this screwball comedy is one wisecrack after another and proves “You Can’t Beat the House.”

Cast:

Ron Hackney – Merle

Chase Willis – Howie

Caleb Hildebrand – Conrad Spears

Kitty Bell – Glenda Spears

Jessica Sylvester – Courtney Parfait

Jim Vogt – Officer Milo Larraby

Jen Burke – Lillian

Michelle McDonald-Davis – Madame Zenobia

Sarah Zapata – Brittany

Mitzi Howard – Fern Larraby